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puppies:

In 7th grade I learned the word orgasm and I refused to speak in science class again because I was afraid I would say orgasm instead of organism

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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